Running Junkies

We’re in it for the high. We hit the road hard. We rally. We don’t walk or jog. We eat whatever we want. We drink whatever we want. We kick up dust. We put off home work to run. We openly mock treadmills. We don’t need gym memberships. We are our own healthclub. We show up always. We make the postal service look unreliable. We get credit for our runs. We are up for any challenge. We rack up some serious miles. We run into the black. We only smoke when we run. We go longer and harder. We can park anywhere. We can deliver in 30 or less. We pronounce “JOGGING” with a soft J. We pronounce it “Yogging”. Cabs are expensive. Cars are our ENEMY. WE RUN MOKUM.